Findings:

• Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hard radiation
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• The tiniest hand grenade in the world
• hand counts
• Concerto for hand grenades
• Close only counts in Horseshoes
• Hand grenade
• Almost Blue
• almost
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Because I say so
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Almost Heaven
• almost surely
• almost everywhere
• "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• almost always
• Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
• I almost did it
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• almost all
• Almost Famous
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• almost (user)
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Almost Free Software
• I almost killed Tony Blackburn
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
• the almost indestructible pistachio
• Tonight I Almost Died
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• It's almost like you're real
• Almost Ready to Run
• Almost broke the rules
• Almost Too Much
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• When Night is Almost Done
• Signs that a television show is almost dead
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Almost Live
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• I almost had to wait
• Almost!
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• The state that almost was
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
• Almost Heroes
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Almost Transparent Blue
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Almost Summer
• Pages, almost completely torn
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• almost poetry
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Almost, if I close my eyes
• Almost Glycerin
• Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• We almost lost Detroit
• All of what I almost remember
• I almost lost my son
• Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
• Almost getting cut from the team
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• my almost favorite pair of shoes
• Almost Oedipal
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• unfinished something, almost
• The night I almost expected
• almost alone
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Almost Silly Epiphany Song
• Almost entirely innocuous chocolate meringue cookies
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
• An almost empty room
• Almost Him
• too much is almost enough
• I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
• The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
• almost drove past the church that day
• Count Zero
• Count Basie
• The Count of Monte Cristo
• Count Chocula
• Zero Population Count
• Count Alexi Golovin
• sperm count
• Count
• The Count
• Count Floyd
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• high thread count
• body count
• The Compassionate Conservative Death Count
• Count Rugen
• Count Glossu Rabban
• Horseshoe stud
• Count Duckula
• Count Rumford
• Polygon count
• Thread Count
• It's the thought that counts
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• count to four
• An Epithalamion, or Marriage Song on the Lady Elizabeth and Count Palatine
• Let me count all the pieces
• Borda count
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• The book of Counted Sorrows
• standing eight count
• Space Shuttle Terminal Count
• Air is counted useless
• How high can you count on your fingers?
• You Can Count on Me
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Clinton Body Count
• Count Dooku
• Count Spatula (user)
• Count Milkrula
• count to ten
• single perturbation count
• Count Guglielmo Libri Carucci dalla Sommaja
• Count Claude de Mesmes d'Avaux
• How to count sheep
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• hard count room
• down for the count
• Ray count
• Count Grishnakh
• The Count's War
• touch count buffer
• The Burial of Count Orgaz
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Looks don't count, with oceans
• stroke count
• The Count's Treasure
• Count Ugolino
• The Long Count
• The seafarer's fear of the sodium count
• count nosferatu (user)
• Terminal count
• Technically it doesn't count
• Count Arthur de Gobineau
• white blood cell count
• Count Olaf
• count noun
• The Man Who Counted
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Count Moriarty
• pitch count
• Aladdin vs. The Count of Monte Cristo
• Counts of Plain
• Count of Flanders
• Count of Holland
• Counts of the Netherworld
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• blood count
• The mad Count Van Snickleheisen and his mysterious ticker
• Count to Pi for me.

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