Findings:
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- My first comet
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- How to tell she's good looking
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- Tell me a story about cranes
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
- He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- You, standing
- O tell me the truth about love
- the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- What everyone should know about the first man in space
- See a man about a dog
- See a man about a horse
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- How to memorize things by pegging
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Tell me a story about trains
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- Old man who lived by the crick
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- How is the information in DNA modified by metabolism?
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Tell me a story about elephants
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
- Tell me about my contradictions
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- Tell me a story about rains
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- Story about a man
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- Don't tell me about her
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Stand by Your Man
- I can divide by zero
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- You can judge a movie by its poster
- I got hit by the pizza man
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
- How to get hit by a car
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Tell me about your secret places
- How To Think About God
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Tell me about your faith
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Worry not about the cars that go by
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
- Things nobody tells you about the south pole
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- Tell me a story about clouds
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- how about not (user)
- Tell me a story about drains
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Tell me a story about plains
- Tell me a story about mains
- Can We Talk About This?
- How I Feel About Clasical Music
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How to write about colors?
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How about NO
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
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