Findings:

• They didn't have the heart
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I walked barefoot through hell, thanks for asking
• Heart, have no pity
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• Thanks from our Hearts
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• My mission is noble, my heart is pure. I have nothing to fear.
• Let Your Heart Answer Yes
• tell me what you have in your heart
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• Asking
• asking for the earth
• I Keep Asking
• Asking good questions
• How it is that we stop asking questions
• Song for the Asking (user)
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Stop asking for peace and do something
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Asking random people for wisdom
• The trick is asking yourself "Why not?", and not listening to the answer
• asking for it
• Asking "How are you?" without waiting to hear the answer
• Asking Somebody Out With German Modal Particles
• my garden for the asking
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• you could be asking questions
• If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!

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