New on campus, we have this program,
The Yellow Bike Program,
they're school bus yellow,
no lock, you just grab them and go.

I can't imagine they'd be very reliable,
there's no list or line,
imagine,
you're late to class, or,
not you,
but this guy,
he's late, and he needs that bike,
he runs outside in sweatpants, and he is fucked!
Fuck!
Fuck! Someone took the bike! I am fucked!

It's his fault, of course, I mean,
it all assumes that,
somewhere,
there's the guy who saw it first,
and you just know he's thinking, Oh, fuck yeah!
A yellow bike!
Today's my lucky day!