Here is my submission, entitled:
I got your poem right here
There once was a noder named ushdfgakjasgh
Who thought that my poem was mshtlakjasgh
He and eien_meru
And yes, raincomplex
Can suck on my big sweaty rpxanhjskjasgh
This seems kind of pointless without the original quest writeup it was a satirical reply to, but as the writeup in question was deleted, you can infer that the writeup in question did indeed deserve to be satirized and also that this poem did a wonderful job, so I will leave it
here and to your imagination to fill in the aforementioned writeup.
P.S. Yes, I agree, that was a brilliant zeugma, thank you very much. And yes, you may quote it.