Findings:

• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• The Knights Who say Ni!
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• nobody will let me start a country
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• The stranger who hates me
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• WHO WILL JOIN THE HALLOWED RANKS OF THE IRON? (document)
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• People who don't smoke will never die
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• If No One Will Love Me
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• My New York will die with me
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• who me (user)
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Trouble Will Find Me
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• I Know Who Killed Me
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• let me know who you are now.
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• Who Will Be There
• Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
• will you take me with you when you go?
• Who will negotiate with the zombie hordes?
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Those who will not follow are doomed to lead
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• May those who are born after me
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• feline allergies
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Me and Will
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• ender will save me (user)
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• You will not remember me at all
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• who did this to me?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• crabs
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Will You Stop Helping Me!
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Nick Knight
• Black Knight
• Knights of Malta
• Clockwork Knight
• Knights of the Round
• Knights of the Dinner Table
• Knight of Wands
• Knight of Cups
• Knight of the Garter
• Suge Knight
• Knights of Christ
• knight (user)
• Knight of Swords
• Knight of Pentacles
• Mage Knight
• The Cities and Knights of Catan
• The Book of King Arthur and His Noble Knights of the Round Table
• The Passage to Christianity in "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight"
• The Elf Knight

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