I, like Kit Lo
mourn for Broadway
as it has now become Disney
-fied and we know that The Lion King
and Beauty And The Beast
will run forever, when, unfortunately Ragtime
, arguably the best musical of the past decade, ran shortly over two years.
I mourn for children
that are on those television commercials
that I'm supposed to feel sorry for, even though I know that most of the money
I would donate
would go to something else (hence
my reason for not donating
, I mourn for the people I left behind, whether intentionally or not.
I mourn for George W. Bush
. As much as I strongly dislike
him, I actually feel sorry for him.
I mourn for Amos Hart
, for he'll never be truly seen
I mourn for Britney Spears
for several reasons...
a. she gets more mail from middle aged men
wanting to do her
than anyone else
b. when her singing
days are over and she fades into obscurity
she'll have nothing to do. (Actually, I'd laugh
there but oh well)
I mourn for Kathie Lee Gifford
. I didn't think anyone else would say it---so I did