Samples:

• Gene Harris and The Three Sounds, "Put On Train," on their self-titled album.
• Opening drum beat from Led Zepplin's "Moby Dick"
• Guitar is from Alice Cooper's "It's Hot Tonight" on the LP "Lace and Whiskey"

• Why'd ya throw that chair at Geraldo Rivera, man? - Geraldo was hit in nose by chair during brawl w/skinheads on his show
• Dolomite -70's Blaxploitatoin movie
• "Insecure born in the junkyard with the junk" refers to the line "you insecure born junkyard motherfucker" in the movie Dolemite.
• Phil Rizzuto - former shortstop and current announcer for NY Yankees, also did commercials on TV for "The Money Store"
• "Why you wanna beat that brat with a bat" - from the song "Beat on the Brat" by the Ramones. (exact lyric is "beat on the brat with a baseball bat")
• Doris the Finkasaurus - Character on the Flinstones cartoon, by Hanna-Barbera
• "One Man's Ceiling is Another Man's Floor" is the title of a Paul Simon song from the album "There Goes Rhymin' Simon"
• Press-On Lee Nails - stick-on nail extensions made by Lee
• Rapunzel - german fairytale