an poem.

        biatch
                        beotch

biartch
                    ...biznitch

        beatch...
                    female dog in heat
my sister
          kyle's mom

          do not touch the balding babies.

Monkey's have taken over my keyboard. I swear.

brilliant, aren't they?

My mother (who has an aversion to swearing but an overwhelming urge to insult people) will often refer to someone as a "bee-one-tee-cee-aitch" rather than sully her mouth with the not-really-a-swear-word-at-all, "bitch".