Tootsie Rolls are chocolate taffy. Sold in tubular segments ranging in size from the "Midgee" (about 3 cm long, 1 cm diameter) to mostrosities the size of a brontosaurus penis.

Also found at the center of Tootsie Roll Pops, a confection similar to Blo-Pops

CHOCOLATE FLAVOR:

Sugar           (sugar)
Corn Syrup      (sugar)
Soybean Oil     (SOY!!!)
Skim Milk       (Creamy sweet soy!)
Cocoa           (Creamy sweet chocolaty soy!)
Whey            (For Little Miss Muffet)
Soya Lecithin   (More Soy!)
Flavors         (Probably Soy flavoring)


ALL OTHER FLAVORS:

Same as chocolate, except:
No Cocoa
Add Malic Acid
Add Food Coloring.

So, those of you who are giving out these little treats for halloween are really pushing the soy agenda.

An alchoholic drink with approximately equal parts Kahlua and orange juice. It tastes just like a tootsie roll, believe it or not (if the orange juice has pulp, the consistency is even similar to that of a tootsie roll :).