Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "They built the University of Mars in the middle of nowhere. Supposedly, it's to remove distractions to learning, but somehow it still managed to get a reputation as the biggest party school in the sector"

• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Middle of Nowhere
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Northwestern University School of Law
• Richard Henry Dana Middle School
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Chill like an penguin and drink like a lush: A back to school nodermeet and toga party!
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Stranded in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night, I realized I made a mistake
• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Somehow, the cats are still around
• Middle school and High school social oppression
• High school can kill you
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Nowhere to go but down
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• middle school
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Middle Tennessee State University
• University School of Milwaukee
• University High School
• Middle East Technical University
• learning English in school
• Pécs University Medical School
• Eye contact at a distance
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• And they Built the Kaba Nursery Rhyme
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Small but still a person
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Rape committed by women
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger
• Mars Landing Party
• Paxon Hollow Middle School
• The Middle of Nowhere
• Mars Bar party
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• The English curriculum from the perspective of a middle school student
• oral sex in middle school
• 2004 Third Party Presidential Debates - Cornell University
• New School University
• Things they should teach in school
• Tales from Lovecraft Middle School #1: Professor Gargoyle
• Fernwood Middle School
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• The University of the South School of Theology
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• How to DDoS your University's Engineering School
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Love cookies
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Yeah, but still
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• They are all pretty but fading.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• like you're blind but still can see
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• they carry but they do not understand
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Still Learning (user)
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• They Say It Gets Easier
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Smoking dope in the world's biggest homemade carburetor pipe
• Built to Spill
• the seven hills of Rome
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• A Jesuit University Gothic
• The House That We Built
• Jesus Built My Hotrod
• we found that which made the human heart beat and built an autobahn to it
• This is the house that Jack built
• Butt shaft
• Water butt
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing

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