Findings:

• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• The revolution will not be televised
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The revolution will not be webcast
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• The Revolution will be televised
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• You will be assimilated
• Boys will be boys
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The next life will be better
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• You never think it will be the ducks
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• the world will be remade in our image
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• There will never be another you
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• There Will Be Blood
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I will not be voting
• I will be light
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• I will be your young sinner
• This love will be your downfall.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Will I cease to be
• Carl Everett
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I will be in my trailer!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• It will be good when I am leader
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• What life after death will really be like
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• If it be your will
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Someday, I will be strong
• I will not be late anymore
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• there will be a last
• Everything will be alright
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will be silent as I wait
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• It will never be just you
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• They will not be named!
• My RPG will be a work of art
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• There will be time
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The television will not be revolutionized
• node that will be my legacy
• I fear I will be nothing
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• I will always be weird inside
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Will I be given that chance?
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The end will be a sellout
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Marks which will never be broken
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Squids will be Squids
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• all the cute guys will be there
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will always be in the details
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Even the dead will not be safe

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