Find someone gullible. Someone you like. Say:
"Do want to join the pen 15 club?
"It's a cool club."
Take a Sharpie, and ask your friend to extend a hand. Write:
PEN15.
It's best if you have the type of handwriting where it's hard to distinguish the number 5 from the letter S.
It will take a few showers before your friend gets the word "penis" off his or her wrist.
Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.