Findings:
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- it would be hilarious if only
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- You stole what they would have given you
- The Man Who Would Be King
- That I Would Be Good
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Mind without body
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- That would be me
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- Where would America be without Canada?
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- I never thought it would be like this
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- The dog who would not come in
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- Just to see what it would be like
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- The best kind of bartender
- A whimper would be fine
- I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Life without music would be a mistake
- eternity would be boring
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I would like to bring you here
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- If they would only choose to hear it
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Here Be Monsters
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Here I come to save the day!
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The dog who would not back off
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
- I thought that the tree would fall
- I would open a door for you
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
- Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
- If you build it they will come
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- A Day No Pigs Would Die
- Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
- Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
- How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- time has no meaning here
- Just be home in time for supper
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- painting stars that have not come to be
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- How would you understand?
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- you would have been
- I would do that for you
- Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
- I kept worrying that my head would fall off
- What would Jesus buy?
- Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- The Times They Are A-Changin'
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- Here Comes Your Man
- Here comes the rain again
- What would you sacrifice a dream for?
- What would you give your left arm for?
- What Would Jackie Chan Do?
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- A book that would feed our chats
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Here comes another resilient thing: Let's do the killing
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
- Would you want to live there?
- What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- would that I could live in a book
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- What Would Buddha Do?
- Because that would make sense
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
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