We join the Dr. and his suspiciously sticky assistant moJoe, in 'der Lab'.
Ja...You knaaaaaw sometink, my misshapen little droolink flesh puppet moJoe?..I haf been spendink much off my time 'online' now mit der AOL, der IRC chat, und der ICQ, und I am believen daaat....dere is sometink missink from our lifes.....you knaaaaaaaaaaaww?
yesssh masshter! What issh it that you think we are misshing masshter? Basshic grooming sshkillssh perhapssh?
Ach mein Freudendirtybitzen in Himmel! No....you jerkopf, I tink ve is missink der sveet und delicious company of .....der fairer sex!.
Yessh masshter! You mean people with lesssh fur who don't eat live food, and clean their teeth don't you masshter?
Nein you Gerstranglenmonkey! I am meanink der opposite sex!
oh Yessh masshter! You mean where we are facing each other insshtead of you on t-
SI-LEEEEEENCE!........moJoe.....How many tiiiiiimes haf I tolt you dat voz our little secret....ve ver both drunken on der fumes from der vats off latex from der contstruction off mein Air Floaten Death-Machinen Juggernaughty in der Ironic Shape of Jiggly Booben™.
of courssh masshter, and then the other timessh it happened were to help us remember not to mensshion it again I sshupposshe. What ever happened to the Air Floaten Death-Machinen Juggernaughty in der Ironic Shape of Jiggly Booben™ masshter?
It crashed und banged mit der explosion und flashen hurten boom into der Giant Flanged Helmutty Shaften of Rainen Death und Destruction from der Sky of Nighten™. I am still almost overcome by der imagery in dat catastrophe, I am tellink you. Chunks of burning shaften und crispy booben were flyink all over everytink.
that'ssh terrible masshter. I have some videossh like that you could borrow if you like.
Ja Ja...perhaps anozer tiiiiiiiiiime my grotesque liddle vat schpawned sveeping rodent, you knaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw? FOR NOW, VE MUST APPLY OUR EVERY MANIACALLY BRILLIANT, INCREDIBLY UNVEILDY IN NAMING SKILL, ATROCIOUSLY ACCENTED EFFORT TO DER CREATION OF DER PERFECT VOMAN!
.....voman, masshter?
Ja, Ja JA! you knaaaaaaaawww....VOMAN, a VO-MAN! Das girly person, mit der rounden hips und jiggly globen und der silky soft soft hair mit puffy puffy puffy lips for kissen-lickin und der eyeballen dat communicate der erotic pleasures mit but eine glance, und der big bouncy back bottom for the grabben und touching und kneaden stroken sitting. You knaaaaaaaaaaaaww....like mater, but vizout eine moustache und der iron ruling poundy fist and tormenten smackens hurting.
geeez, can't you jussht sshay 'woman', masshter?
HA! You can be der one to being talking now at me about der speaking saying prounouncing accent tings ven you can produce drei consonants to der litre of spittle. Ha..I am now being Herr Funny Doktor. MUHAHAHAHAHA! I am killink me!
pleassh masshter...your lessh than completely original disshtinctive maniacal geniussh laugh hurtssh my ear.
ENOUGH!! go now...gadder der usual tools labelled 'unusual tools for der unusually doomed to failure insight off genius construktion undertakings'. Ve begin der task off making Vunder Voman®!
...name'ssh already taken masshter
The lab becomes a hive of activity. With far fewer bees. To bee continued......
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