Findings:
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- You, standing
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- socialist realism: is that Stalin with an erection or without an erection
- How to make an orderly day without bells.
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- How about NO
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to re-IP a server without DNS lossage
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to exchange two variables without using a third
- how about not (user)
- Instructions for iPhone apps and how to sell it for profit
- An American in Tours
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- How to write about colors?
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How Do I Live
- How to open a shrinkwrapped CD
- How to appreciate jazz without really trying
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- How to setup a TiVo without a phone line
- Dumpster diving for fun and profit
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Without fear of wind or vertigo
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- She could not live with or without him
- Without hope or agenda
- Asking "How are you?" without waiting to hear the answer
- Double your theatre wages without really trying
- How To Think About God
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to herd people in public
- How to fit pants without trying them on
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- How to smoke without getting addicted
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- How I learned to stop worrying and love statistics
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How to floss without hurting your fingers
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- Patients or profit?
- Navigation without map or compass
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- Battles without Honor or Humanity
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- How I Feel About Clasical Music
- It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to order a Happy Meal without embarrassment
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- Cutting cake without favoritism
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew
- Speeding without getting a ticket
- How to bend guitar notes without a whammy bar
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to exit FreeCell without losing the game
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Riding a bike without using your hands
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How to buy a stereo system (without winning the lottery)
- How to start a fire without matches
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How I feel about exams
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- 206
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How to smell good without the use of perfume
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- How about that local sports team?
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- i go to sleep solving problems and worrying. i dream of ghosts.
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
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