The Seven Habits of Highly Affective People

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Asking random people for wisdom	The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People	Repetition of common words and phrases makes excellent postmodern poetry	How to cry in public
Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world	The sky, purple and soft	Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner	7 Habits of Highly Effective Crackheads
Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates	The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!	Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.	Butterfinger McFlurry
Dover test	It's Hard to be Humble	E2 is unfriendly to New Order	There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!	Humorous Writings of E2	Nathan, This Is Unacceptable	My Angst Ate my Suffering in a Void of Meaningless Existential Nihilistic Self-Oppression: An Poem

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