I'm a Twenty-first Century brigand,
But I'm leaving the security of land.
Usually I revel in identity theft,
Now it's the Carnival Lines I'll heft.
Chorus
I'm a petty pretty pretentious pirate,
I've already mastered every type of pilates,
Ab-twister, Thighmaster, BowFlex and Tai-bo,
Still will learn fencing and to buy a sword, Oh!
You remember Black Beard and
Johnny Depp?
I hope to have the most infamous rep.
The
QE2, and
Cunard I'm a waitin' for you,
I'll have
Yanni 'n
Robert Goulet ransomed too!
(
Chorus)
The
Coast Guard's not
my biggest foe.
It's when
I missed my mornin' cuppa joe.
My brain's foggier than the
Northern Sea,
Can't find my head for my tail to take a....
(
Chorus)
Now
ye be wonderin' where this tale might go,
All I could afford was a
dinghy oh
so slow.
I was able to board
a young man's
Jet Ski,
Now
while I'm underwater, he's
laughing at me.
(
Chorus)
For StuartO)))'s Silly Songs Quest (To an original tune)