Findings:
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How one man could control the Senate
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How to give your man a good backrub
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
- How to install subwoofers in your car
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- male masturbation
- How do I know if I love you?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- My first comet
- How to do a Gram Stain
- how far do you want to go?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How do ya like them apples?
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How do you pee in space?
- How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
- How do we find the very best clock?
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How do souls travel?
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- How do you pronounce GIF?
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- How do you consummate your love for a mermaid?
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew
- How Do I Acquire an Identity?
- Open a bottle of beer with a lighter
- Unscrewing a bottle cap
- How do you swindle a swamp anyway
- How do you know that name?
- How long do babies sleep?
- What do you need, and how might I help?
- How Do I Live
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Opening a bottle of wine
- How do you do?
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- How do men touch you?
- How do you hear the water?
- How do you become a geek?
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- tumble turn
- Doing laundry
- How to find something which has been lost
- How do you get there?
- Know How, Can Do
- How fish reproduce
- How to do a lift walk on a rollercoaster
- how do you change fuel pump in 1994 mazda 626
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Impressing a man
- Bright-Sided: How the Relentless Promotion of Positive Thinking Has Undermined America
- How do you make God laugh?
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- How Do You Sleep?
- How to Burn Away Half a Bottle of Whisky
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- How do you sell your art?
- How to message your cat
- How we see others
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- How I Learned To Do Peyote
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Norwegian Pronunciation Guide
- How do you access E2? (e2poll)
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- How to cut and paste in Mac OS
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- How Do I Love Thee?
- How much money do you make?
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How do I become a Mason?
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How do you love your ass?
- How Do You Say Goodbye to a Stranger?/Goodbye Stranger
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- How do you define your gender?
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How do you write like that?
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)
- How do you remember things?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How do vampires shave?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How Do I Love?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- Do not remember how these depths are cold
- Archived: How do I submit a writeup of my own? (document)
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How to do a mouseover
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- You, standing
- How do you make a life matter?
- How do you know it's real?
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How fast do you play the piano on speed?
- How Do You Want Me?
- how do i make a backyard bomb
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How do I submit a writeup of my own?
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