Please friends, Call this number:
703-648-7777

Right away, it's a toll call so make it from work. It is the dulcet and truly mentally deranged voice of a nice lady from Virginia who reads the days specials from some resturant in an office building. Not only does she read the southern delicacies in a truly goofy voice and make comments about them, she breaks into song. Elvis songs, love songs....

This is truly the kind of thing that makes me happy to be alive. Call the lunch lady every day, rejoice in a world where the insane are allowed access to voice mail. Where not every single person is serious and greedy and generic. Bless you Lunch Lady.

ps. If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7 has exactly nothing on the Lunch Lady, NADA.

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