Please friends, Call this number:
Right away, it's a toll call
so make it from work
. It is the dulcet
and truly mentally deranged
voice of a nice lady from Virginia
who reads the days specials from some resturant in an office building. Not only does she read the south
ern delicacies in a truly goofy voice and make comments about them, she breaks into song. Elvis
songs, love songs
This is truly the kind of thing that makes me happy to be alive. Call the lunch lady every day, rejoice in a world where the insane
are allowed access to voice mail
. Where not every single person is serious and greedy and generic. Bless you Lunch Lady.
ps. If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
has exactly nothing on the Lunch Lady, NADA.