A boy goes to the circus for the first time when he's 5. Happy as a clam, of course, because he's going to see THE CLOWNS! He's bored for the rest of the show, but then THE CLOWNS come up, and -- well, shucks -- one clown comes RIGHT UP to the crowd and asks for a volunteer. The little boy raises his hand as high as he can until it HURTS and the clown picks him up.

What's your name, son?

the clown says, in a disturbingly normal voice.

Timmy the little boy says, frightened a bit by all the commotion.

Well, Timmy, why don't you grab a hold of this here stick?

. The clown hands the boy a stick and says,

LOOK EVERYBODY, WE GOT A SUCKER ON A STICK!

Needless to say, the kid is heartbroken and vows revenge.

Ten years later, the now 15-year-old young man returns to the circus, and it just so happens that the

CLOWN

is still there.

The clown recognizes him, and does the same act, asking for a volunteer and holding out a big stick. The kid holds up his hand as high as he can, and the clown sees his face and chooses him.

"Here, kid, take this stick." The kid takes it.

"Look everyone, we got a sucker on a stick!"

ARRRRRRRRGH!

Ten years later, the now 25-year-old man returns to the circus, and the CLOWN is STILL there.

The clown recognizes him (yes, after seeing him twice in ten years), and prepares the same act, asking for a volunteer. The man holds up his hand as high as he can, and the clown sees his face and chooses him.

"Here, sir, take this stick." The man takes it.

"Look everyone, we got a sucker on a stick!"

ARRRRRRRRGH!!!! MOTHER PUS BUCKET!!!!

Ten years later, the now 35-year-old man returns to the circus, and the

CLOWN

is still there (walking with a cane).

The clown recognizes him (after all, he's the only one dumb enough to ever volunteer for this thing more than once), and does the same act, asking for a volunteer and holding out a giant stick. The man holds up his hand as high as he can, and the clown sees his face and chooses him.

"Here, old man, take this stick." The man takes it.

"Look everybody, we got a sucker on a stick! HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW"

ARRRRRRRRGH! !%!#$^!#$%&@!#%&^@!$^&!#%&!!!!!!!

Ten years later, the now 45-year-old man returns to the circus, and it just so happens that the

CLOWN

is still there. (in a wheelchair)

The clown recognizes him (and sighs, tired of this job and this damn loser), and does the same act, asking for a volunteer and holding out a big stick. The man holds up his hand as high as he can, and the clown sees his face and chooses him.

"Here, old guy, take this stick." The man takes it.

"Look everyone, we got a sucker on a stick!"

THAT DOES IT!!!

The guy musters up ALL HIS COURAGE and says to the clown, the CULMINATION of FORTY YEARS of TORTURE....

fuck you, clown....

There was once a man who collected worms. He kept them in worm-farms (Which are very much like ant arms) around his home, and he had samples of every variety of worm in the world, except one. The African Igelysqigely worm.

So, he saved up his money, and went on a trip to africa. After months of searching, he found an Igelysqigely worm, and put it in a matchbox, then he flew home.

He got home, opened the matchbox, looked inside, and the Igelysqigely worm was gone.

So, he went on another trip to africa. After months of searching, he found an Igelysqigely worm, and put it in a matchbox, then put the matchbox in an ice cream container, then he flew home.

He got home, opened the ice cream container, opened the matchbox, looked inside, and the Igelysqigely worm was gone.

So, he went on another trip to africa. After months of searching, he found an Igelysqigely worm, and put it in a matchbox, then put the matchbox in an ice cream container, then put the ice cream container in a shoe box then he flew home.

He got home, opened the shoe box, opened the ice cream container, opened the matchbox, looked inside, and the Igelysqigely worm was gone.

So, he went on another trip to africa. After months of searching, he found an Igelysqigely worm, and put it in a matchbox, then put the matchbox in an ice cream container, put the ice cream container in a shoe box, and put the shoe box in a hat box, then he flew home.

He got home, opened the hat box, opened the shoe box, opened the ice cream container, opened the matchbox, looked inside, and the Igelysqigely worm was gone.

So, he went on another trip to africa. After months of searching, he found an Igelysqigely worm, and put it in a matchbox, then put the matchbox in an ice cream container, put the ice cream container in a shoe box, put the shoe box in a hat box, put the hat box in a suitcase, then he flew home.

He got home, opened the suitcase, opened the hat box, opened the shoe box, opened the ice cream container, opened the matchbox, looked inside, and the Igelysqigely worm was gone.

So, he went on another trip to africa. After months of searching, he found an Igelysqigely worm, and put it in a matchbox, then put the matchbox in an ice cream container, put the ice cream container in a shoe box, put the shoe box in a hat box, put the hat box in a suitcase, put the suitcase in a trunk, then he flew home.

He got home, opened the trunk, opened the suitcase, opened the hat box, opened the shoe box, opened the ice cream container, opened the matchbox, looked inside, and the Igelysqigely worm was gone.

So, he went on another trip to africa. After months of searching, he found an Igelysqigely worm, and put it in a matchbox, then put the matchbox in an ice cream container, put the ice cream container in a shoe box, put the shoe box in a hat box, put the hat box in a suitcase, put the suitcase in a trunk, put the trunk in a crate, then he flew home.

He got home, opened the crate, opened the trunk, opened the suitcase, opened the hat box, opened the shoe box, opened the ice cream container, opened the matchbox, looked inside, and the Igelysqigely worm was gone.

So, he went on another trip to africa. After months of searching, he found an Igelysqigely worm, and put it in a matchbox, then put the matchbox in an ice cream container, put the ice cream container in a shoe box, put the shoe box in a hat box, put the hat box in a suitcase, put the suitcase in a trunk, put the trunk in a crate, put the crate in a lorry container, then he flew home.

He got home, opened the lorry container, opened the crate, opened the trunk, opened the suitcase, opened the hat box, opened the shoe box, opened the ice cream container, opened the matchbox, looked inside, and the Igelysqigely worm was gone.

Just as he was preparing for his next trip to Africa, he boarded the plane, went into the bathroom to get a drink, turned on the tap, and guess what came out?

Water.

Now that, sir, is an anticlimatic joke.

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