Slavonic Princess

Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?	you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you	I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway	I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.	IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE	Kiss+Swallow	Ruthenia
Android Hell is a real place	I don't want to be here when you don't call.	Ramblings of the lonely	I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
The sad, sad mutant handbook	waulking song	I am a female android	Cruelty. Manipulation. Meaninglessness.
assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party	The young poet, facing a deadline, scans pages 450-467 of the OED	Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex	Calling her number and having a male voice answer
But I don't want to be Princess Leia!	Duct tape does not make a good bra	Thank GOD for Supermodels!	My Better Half

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