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• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• You, standing
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• What I want from life
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• Stuff to Do in Davis
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Do what you have to do
• we do not give what we want to take
• I Do Not Want This
• i want to understand. do you want to understand?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Why do you want to get married?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• How do you know it's real?
• Do you want to live forever?
• These papers do not show what I have done
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• I wanted to do it again
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Do you want to taste my memories?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Why males have nipples
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Do I want anything?
• The most important thing to remember if you decide to do drugs
• you don't have to do this
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• I do not want to see the corpses that are surely on the bottom of the lake
• Do you want your possessions identified?
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Do you want a kitten?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
• Do you still want your first universe?
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Because I do not want to forget
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• What do you want, a cookie?
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• How Do You Want Me?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Where do you want to go today?
• I do have some things to hide
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• do you want to know everything?
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Do you want it all if it's all mediocre?
• Do you really want to live forever?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• I want someone to do cute things for
• What the hell do you want?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What I really want to do is direct
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• Some stuff you physically can NOT do
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• I do not want to talk
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• The delicate women do not want to dance
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Stuff to Do with Your Own Blood 101
• What do you want?
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Dogs, do you want to live forever?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• Why do children have to die?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• do not want
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Stuff White People Do
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?

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