Findings:

• Shakespeare Did It Syndrome
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• The train never did come that day
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• a dream you did not have
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• This will never happen
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• pills never leave scars
• you never can tell with bees
• You've never explored
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• The empire never ended
• You'll never win anything with kids
• better late than never
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• Never node mistakes twice
• never judge a by a reading
• The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
• Sonnet XLI
• Sonnet LVI
• Variorum Shakespeare
• Where did you get that hat?
• I know what you did in Texas
• Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
• i did nothing wrong (user)
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Never use transparencies inside a laser printer
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• Names that should never be given to important files
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• Never let them see you bleed
• Never assume your system is undefeatable
• You're never alone
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• never again is what you swore the time before
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• they never found the body
• Sonnet XIX
• Sonnet XLVIII
• Shakespeare Programming Language
• Oregon Shakespeare Festival
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Did I step on your dick?
• Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Never
• The Grass is Never Greener
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• if i never saw you again
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• My Wang never goes down
• Why the alternate worlds in science fiction are never our world
• letter I never sent
• The Night We Never Met
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Flowers Never Cry
• scars are souvenirs you never lose
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• love like you've never been hurt
• Oceania has never been at war
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• you never know
• nodeshells that you might think could never be satisfactorily filled
• Sonnet XXX
• Shakespeare and Company
• Phrases Shakespeare Invented
• Men did not always like large breasts
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• Where did Archie find the time?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• I don't care what you did last summer
• I never thought it would be like this
• Never Say Never Again
• The death of a man I had never known
• A watched pothead never tokes
• Why I never turn on my lightsaber
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters
• The Music Never Stopped
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• the little friendship that never was
• We never pay for it
• European condom marketing methods never cease to amaze
• Never piss off a ballerina
• I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
• Julius Caesar
• Sonnet XLII
• Nicholas Shakespeare
• shakespeare (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• My first comet
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Never Again
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• Why a stolen car is never the same after it's recovered
• Fallen angels never fully regain control
• Never believe your users
• I never really thought about it
• Never Talk to Strangers
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• I've Never Been to Me
• Everything I Never Told You
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• interactive fiction never died
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Sonnet XX
• Shakespeare for those "Black Moods"
• Shakespeare is like sex: A beginner's guide
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• Did Israel attack the Pentagon and World Trade Center?
• Katie Did
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
• Never be the first to let go
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Never underestimate the power of denial
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I never called her momma
• Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
• never order fish on Monday
• Why Christianity never caught on in Japan
• never know who told it best
• A Wing Tsun stylist never strikes once
• I never seek shelter, just wait for the storm
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• Oh, you'll never go to heaven
• waiting for things that never came
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Sonnet XXXI
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare

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