A bottom-rung community college in Livonia, Michigan renowned for its countless GED programs and/or high school drop-outs. Also lionized as "Scraft" and "Haggerty High", for it's location on the major southeastern Michigan thoroughfare Haggerty Road and its duel function as a high school and lame "college" substitute. Just about everyone who goes there has grand ambitions of attending a real school some day such as the University of Michigan or Michigan State University, and many do escape.

It does actually have a famous a culinary arts program with a 2+ year waiting list, but that's just about the only noteworthy thing Schoolcraft has to offer. Oh! It's cheep, too. I should mention that.