Rejected science fiction settings, part one

Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one	Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet	I get more done after midnight than most people do all day	To boldly go where no one has gone before
People are basically stupid	Defining science fiction	Why the alternate worlds in science fiction are never our world	Fart in a space suit
one of the lost	It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined	Immortality blows	Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers	Making farting noises with your hands	Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants	first draft

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