And one more thing... imagine you are a guy working at a high stress
job where you put in long hours
. Imagine your blood
is full of caffeine
, it's 2 AM, and you've just actually gotten something to work that you were convinced all along would never in a million years
work. You want to celebrate
. You want to at least unwind so you can get some sleep because you're too hyper
to sleep at the moment. What do you do? Call up your girlfriend
? Puh-lease! If you're lucky enough to actually be involved with a woman who can handle you always having your head buried in technical
problems and more or less living at your job, that still doesn't mean she'll be pleased to hear about your obscure
in the wee hours
of the night. Luckily you have this little release switch in your brain
that you can activate by looking at some nice, warm T&A
. And there are people who don't want you to be doing this because they
have a theory about how your
mind works and they feel it will cause you
to have a disrespectful attitude toward women?!
Fuck these prudes. They can just go ahead and keep their theories off my mind and off my computer screen.
You know what influences my attitude toward women? This
does. So does this
. And this
. Not to mention this
. It just might be that porn is the reason I'm not pissed off
most of the time the way I am as I sit here and node
this. Be grateful to porn.
Ooh, my first cool of death. Bring it on, I'm flattered.