Read The F***ing Directions

Similar to the old hacker/tech guru mantra, "RTFM" but geared towards the rest of the world.

Useful utterance for times when one simply cannot be bothered with trivialities. For example...

    Human 1: "How do I boil macaroni?"
    Human 2: "You're kidding, right? The instructions are on the package. RTFD!"
Addition: Also becoming to mean
Read The F***ing Definition

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