All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Never underestimate the destructive power of a giraffe on roller skates.
Keep on dreaming... dreams do come true. -E=mc^2 Applied
I think too much, therefore I am too much. -Fatso
When you have removed the impossible, what remains, however improbable it may seem, must be the truth. -Doyle
If you're living like there's no God, you'd better be right.
I don't try to push the envelope. What does that mean, anyway? I try to imagine it away... you see, I imagined it in the first place.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a 44 will blow your leg off -The Great Zit
What good is sight when you have a complete lack of vision? -Diabolic
I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shines
People ask me
how I could p
ossibly love
the stupid, a
nnoying, diff
icult, inexpl
icable toys t hat are c
omputers.
How do yo
u get alo
ng with a
machine?. It
's quite sim
ple, really.
You see, the
ir very flaw
s bring them to life.
If they
were per
fect, me
n would be worshipping t
hem rather than using th
em to change the world.
The child in front of th
e beige machine learns t
o cope with the instabil
ities, flaws, and quirks
of the system, and in so
doing learns an importan
t fact of life: You neve
r will achieve what you want without a
djusting a lit
tle to make it
fit the world
around you.We
make mistakes;
p
erf
ectio
n is fo
r deities.
And yet, the faults of the m
achine are only programming
errors... eve
ry blue screen reminds us of our fal
libility. If we
were perfect, our
servants of stone and
steel would be as well.
I have been properly wertperched, and my AIM handle is jck123186 (yeah, lame. whatever)
My current value: 3 (TanisNikana)(He gave me all three... it's somebody else's turn now...)
Current value of my ideas: 0 - None since I started counting