All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
Never underestimate the destructive power of a giraffe on roller skates.
Keep on dreaming... dreams do come true. -E=mc^2 Applied
I think too much, therefore I am too much. -Fatso
When you have removed the impossible, what remains, however improbable it may seem, must be the truth. -Doyle
If you're living like there's no God, you'd better be right.
I don't try to push the envelope. What does that mean, anyway? I try to imagine it away... you see, I imagined it in the first place.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a 44 will blow your leg off -The Great Zit
What good is sight when you have a complete lack of vision? -Diabolic
I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shines
People ask me how I could p ossibly love the stupid, a nnoying, diff icult, inexpl icable toys t hat are c omputers. How do yo u get alo ng with a machine?. It 's quite sim ple, really. You see, the ir very flaw s bring them to life. If they were per fect, me n would be worshipping t hem rather than using th em to change the world. The child in front of th e beige machine learns t o cope with the instabil ities, flaws, and quirks of the system, and in so doing learns an importan t fact of life: You neve r will achieve what you want without a djusting a lit tle to make it fit the world around you.We make mistakes; p erf ectio n is fo r deities. And yet, the faults of the m achine are only programming errors... eve ry blue screen reminds us of our fal libility. If we were perfect, our servants of stone and steel would be as well.
I have been properly wertperched, and my AIM handle is jck123186 (yeah, lame. whatever)
My current value: 3 (TanisNikana)(He gave me all three... it's somebody else's turn now...)
Current value of my ideas: 0 - None since I started counting