So the Pokey was walking through the supermarket last week, when I saw a light burning with the fire of a thousand suns. Closer inspection revealed a 7 foot high stack of boxes covered in that fake hologram shit, each proclaiming to be both cereal and Pokemon merchandise. The box indicates that it is pin compatible with Lucky Charms, save for the marshmallows being shaped like wretched Pokemon characters.

You know the end is near when you see dreck like this.

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