At about 2:00PM today. The Prime Minister of Canada, Jean Chretien, arrived in Charlettown P.E.I. He was given a warm greeting until an activist walked up to him and threw a pie in his face. No damage was done, but that raises questions of the security of my countries leader.

The suspect, one Evan Wade Brown, said he was protesting for social reform on behalf of students and the poor. He had scrawled "P.I.E. Minister" on the bottom of the paper pie plate.

Unlike the infamous Shawinigan Strangler incident, Jean Chretien did not assault the protestor in turn.

Note: All suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty.

The Quebec based pie-throwing group Les Entaristes has not claimed responsibility, instead fingering the sister organization the P.E.I. PIE Brigade. To learn more about Les Entaristes see http://www.entartistes.ca/

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