Findings:
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to herd people in public
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- there are no good or bad people
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- An American in Tours
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- Confusing yes or no answers
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- socialist realism: is that Stalin with an erection or without an erection
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Navigation without map or compass
- Girl gangstas
- Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- No synthesisers or ulterior motives
- Do or do not, there is no try
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Automobiles with little or no redeeming value
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- You, standing
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Battles without Honor or Humanity
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
- All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
- Is this true or only clever?
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
- There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- No rhyme or reason
- Contains no material likely to offend or harm
- Deal or No Deal
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
- Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- To love and lose or not at all?
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- All good men are either gay or married
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Without hope or agenda
- assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
- Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- She could not live with or without him
- Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
- 206
- The Epistemological Inquiry, or, Existence, at all
- Without fear of wind or vertigo
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
- Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- ...After changes upon changes, We are more or less the same...
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Technological or Media Determinism
- Is language innate or learned?
- Jan Ors
- Queen or country?
- Are you in the light or in the dark?
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- -or
- Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- Abort, Retry, or Fail?
- more or less
- Trick or treat
- Truth or Dare
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