Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "One-Eyed-Pete, who actually has both eyes; one is just a little bit squinty."

• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Disappointing, and not just a little bit!
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Just a little bit sometimes of forever
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• just a little bit
• Just a little taste of breath
• Apple of my eye
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• I would like to see your little bits
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Goodbye, my little one
• i just want to know who i am
• Just A Little Light
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Just one of the cooks on the Titanic
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Just one more
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• The small victories are just are valid as the big flashy ones
• A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
• She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
• Waving spectacles in front of one's eyes
• just keep your eyes open
• what has a thousand eyes, a thousand fangs, a thousand wings and a thousand claws
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Each one has their own story
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• No one actually cares.
• everybody sees it, at least a little bit
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Just a collection of ones and zeroes
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• one thing just tears him down
• Goodbye, my little one 2
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• Do Not Worry Little One
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• Crossing one eye
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• one dead eye (user)
• he has her eyes
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• And in a wide sea of eyes, I see one pair that I recognize
• a little bit kissed
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• LITTLE BIT (user)
• just one second hold (user)
• Give one a bit
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• landed just a little south of Moline
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Just One Of Those Days
• Just For One (user)
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• people who need people are just people who need people
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• One year, just.
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Just One
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• One Little Spark
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Are you forever, little one
• little one (user)
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Hello, Little One
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• A little bit of dirt does you good
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• A little bit of politics: On lastest Financial Choice Act
• a little bit about sam
• I spy with my little eye
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Why the pineapple has a thousand eyes
• In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Crumar Bit One
• Bit One
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• In deep basements and dark halls, feigning sleep with one eye open, the Void waits
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• The devil has blue eyes
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• just like the smooth kindness of your eyes
• A Little Bit Special
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• History Has Its Eyes on You
• The one the queen keeps her eye on
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• A Little Bit of Sweet, A Little Bit of Poison
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• No one has died
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• who has the demon?
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• To the world you're just one person
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• It has bits of marrow sticking to it, and blood, and beautiful bright-green flies.
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Let's get just one thing straight
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Be a model or just look like one
• it's just one of those nights..
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.

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