This is a positively fill yo ass up wif electrification snack. I have been chompin' on dese here bad boys for most of my life.These babys are quick, easy, and best of all, they won't ruin yer damn pocketbook. (Screw dat caviar shit, yo. dis be ghetto style cookin!)

What You Be Needin':



Before you start, clear off a space on your countertop/table/spouse to lay down a few sheets of the wax paper, layered-like. Ok. That is the hardest thing you will have to do. Now:
  1. Mix everything but the pb and oats in da pot.
  2. Boil the stuff in da pot for 3 minutes.
  3. Take the pot off the heat
  4. Dump da pb and oats into da mix.
  5. Mix dat shit good. (And fast.)


Spoon the mixture into globules of glee upon thine waxen paper. How big you make them depends on how much you want to eat at a time. I usually end up making about 3 dozen big-ass cookies outta this, but results may vary depending on how wiggity-whack yo cookin' skillz be. Cooling time is 45 minutes, give or take. Unless you live in some place with whacked physics, in which case yer on your own.
Peace and chicken grease, y'all.


This has been another lesson in Ghetto Cuisine by your friend and mine, the Gee-Oh-Dee to tha double ling-ling, yo.

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