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• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• No matter who plays it
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• Who tells you no?
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• No One Knows Who I Am
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• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
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• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• There is likely no one left who remembers
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• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
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• Look mom, no hands!
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• esta sentencia está en español cuando usted no está mirando
• No More Cocoons
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• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
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• Kareshi Kanojo No Jijou
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• Judging women by their books

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