As I was lying in my bed on Tuesday night it came to me in a dream. Not only had I been dreaming but I also heard the voice of flaming G-d, he came to me in this dream and after setting the sheets on fire said:

'Do a writeup on New Labours health Police on everything2.'

So I said: 'alright G-d, but please go away 'cos I'm trying to sleep here.'

New Labours Health Police

It has come to me already that as a prophet of G-d that recentlly the Metropolitan Police have been more than just police. Not only has the government tried to cut down on the amount of my salt intake but more recently they have decided that fat is bad for me. Henceforth they have run a series of government initiatives that try to do this.

Something to bring up the psychaitrist. Ahem.

One last thing, ah, alcohol. Yes New Labours Health Police also try to stop me drinking and stop me doing this in a public place and on the tube. Also I am now not allowed to smoke in public places such as the pub. This makes for a good political statement. Not only is the NHS really crap but now the governmnet is trying to infringe on my human rights. Essentially, if you go into hospital which is admttedly free - then you may be lucky enough to contract some sort of hospitial bubonic plague aswell as die straight after your operation from NHS negligence!!

The prophet agrees that too much salt in his crisps is bad, BUT, they are after all his crisps and that its up to him cut down on his salt. It should not be the government's right to steal his crisp salt and his fat in the crisps (30% fat and salt free), and for Gordon Brown to eat the salt and fat.

After all, Gordon is fat enough as it is... or is that irony....