Alex. Very British. Likes long walks on the beach, liberal politics, pretentious French films, the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism, typewriters, hypocrisy, smoking, Irn-Bru and subverting the heteronormative paradigm.
Dislikes Phoenix, Arizona; the AP Style Guide, prog rock, the vague sense of unease that tells you you've forgotten something important, the works of Ayn Rand and people who refer to themselves in the third person.
Most likely to be found in the corner of a coffee shop clutching a battered Moleskine full of dreadfully important thoughts.
Owns his own riding crop.
Montag
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- Arabic alphabet
- Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
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- fun Latin quotes
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- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
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- So this one-legged man walks into a bar (person)
- some rules of comportment for young gentlemen
- Southern Comfort pecan pie
- Surah 113 The Daybreak
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- The South will rise again
- Top and bottom
- Warning to travellers from an Arab gentleman
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