A
man and his
wife were doing
yard work outside. The wife goes inside to
take a
shower. The
husband was still outside and wanted to rake up the
leaves on his front lawn, but he couldn't find the
rake.
He yells to his wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom window, "Where's
the rake?" Unfortunately she can't hear him. So he decides to point to his
eye (meaning
I), points to his
knee (meaning
need), and then makes raking
motions. She has no idea what he means and yells, "What?" So he goes
through the whole
routine again.
She nods, this time, like she understands what he's trying to say and,
then, points to her eye, points to her left
breast, points to her
buttocks, and
points to her
crotch. Her husband is totally
confused (and somewhat
aroused), so he goes into the house, runs up the stairs, and leans his
head around the corner. "What did you say?" he asks. She replies, "
Eye,
left tit,
behind, the
bush."