This is some sort of bizarre school of Kung-Fu that is known only to the Jet-Poop borg mind. Rumor has it that before they became the borg-hive-mind-of-evil that they are today, one of them was a monk who lived high in the Himalayan mountains. When he was assimilated, the whole hive learned his style, Boom-Shaka Kung-Fu. Soon afterwards, they assimilated a Hollywood agent while at a TupperWear convention in Vegas (they apparently have a thing for the taste of screaming Tupperwear salesmen, or so legend has it).

The agent, infused with Boom-Shaka Kung-Fu, was able to "convince" a major Hollywood producer to fork over 36 Million for just the pilot episode of

MAXIMUM BOOM-SHAKA KUNG-FU POWER HOUR


Starring:

THE MAXIMUM BOOM-SHAKA KUNG-FU POOP HIVE MIND RANGERS OF DOOM


Needless to say, the kids loved it!*

* in Brazil, which is the only place that it plays now. I hear you can get English dubbed versions mail order from kung-fu-online.com for $19.95 though.

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