Findings:
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- You, standing
- Have you ever made a just man?
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- I have just been shot
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I may or may not have been naked
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
- sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- AES may have been broken
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Could I Have Been?
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- The way things have always been done
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
- we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- It's been an hour. I still love her.
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- The Meaning of Love Eight Years Ago
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- It could have been me
- I have always been burning
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- Bad Wedding ideas
- Have you been a dad today?
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- Movies that should have been books first
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- The "It's just a few bad apples" London Meetup
- He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- What have you been smoking?
- It's not as bad as you think
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The path we have been walking
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Could have beens, should have beens
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- you would have been
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Bad Idea Jeans
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- I could have been Canadian
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- bad baby name ideas
- Why burning your Harvard law degree is probably a bad idea
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- Mob mentality: The good, the bad, and the just plain silly
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- I know I have been dreaming
- What Might Have Been
- Good idea, Bad idea
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Why capital punishment is a bad idea
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- And All That Could Have Been
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Why fucking cows is a bad idea
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- I'd love you if I'd never been born
- love like you've never been hurt
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I could have been one of a two
- I have a bad feeling about this
- Why masturbating with Icy Hot is a bad idea
- I have bad taste in music
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- you have never been safe
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Advice I have been given about girls
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- Names have been changed
- Food That Looks At You Is a Bad Idea
- I appear to have been misinformed
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Teenage love can suck pretty bad
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