Song reputedly released by the Bloom County
, written by Steve Dallas
. Contained the following lyrics: "Middle of the road, man it stanks,/Let's run over Lionel Ritchie with a tank." Unfortunately, this song precluded the establishment of a record deal with "Clive" of CBS Records
, who invited Dallas and Bill the Cat
to "slam the door on [their] way out."
Source: Berke Breathed, Classics of Western Literature: Bloom County 1986-1989