Findings:
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- Do what you have to do
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- People want what they cannot have
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- A reason to do something
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Why do children have to die?
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- Horses: do they love us back?
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- You stole what they would have given you
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What kind of veterans do we have now?
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
- You, standing
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Now you do what they told ya
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Stuff White People Do
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- My kisses, they do not fade
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
- we have a lot of work to do
- you don't have to do this
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- They have taken enough
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- Stuff to Do in Davis
- Some stuff you physically can NOT do
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Do the world a favor, raise your kids atheist
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- Ground rush
- The tattoo phenomenon
- What do stars do? They shine.
- The Salamander Girl Part II: What Reasons Do You Need
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- What reasons do you need
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- they carry but they do not understand
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- Know your pets
- The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- They must have faces
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Kids have no concept of time
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- They Have a Word for It
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- A reason to drink
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- What to do if you discover a friend's parent in a News of the Weird article
- Stuff to Do with Your Own Blood 101
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- Why do zebras have stripes?
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- What to do if you have bad credit
- B Battery
- just because they never bothered to really do
- What do I have of my mother's?
- Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Why males have nipples
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- The goggles, they do nothing
- Do they care it's Christmas time?
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- The Salamander Girl, Part II: What Reasons Do you Need
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- What do you have that you did not receive?
- These papers do not show what I have done
- I do have some things to hide
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
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