Findings:
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Stoned music memories
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Getting wet in La Habana on New Year's eve
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- We get too tense when we drive
- How to get kinda-sorta high
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to get a first class seat in economy class
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How to get good in-flight service
- The amazing true story of how I became the sixth Backstreet Boy
- How to get Apache to use simple URIs
- How to get away with murder
- Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- How to not get the girl
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- Overhead imagery of your house
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Navigating a crowd
- How to get a pseudo random .signature
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- How to get a skateboard sponsor
- How to Get Ahead in Advertising
- How to get DC power from AC
- How to get lost
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Tarragon chicken
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Getting off a ski lift on a snowboard
- How to get hormones
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- How to get free magazines
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- How to get blown apart
- Isn't it amazing how vulerable we as humans are?
- how to get into UCLA
- How to get off a bus
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- How to get a blow job
- How to get a date
- How to get a good night's sleep
- How to get rid of a cold
- Getting a free case of beer
- How To Get Rid of Moles and Gophers
- Unscrewing a bottle cap
- How to get more donations for Everything
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- How to get hit by a car
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to get Windows 2000 to let you alter the Device Manager
- How to get to Antarctica
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- How to transmit information faster than light speed
- How not to transmit information faster than light speed
- How to move something faster than the speed of light
- How to get to sleep
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Getting a tourist visa for China
- I'll get there when I get there
- How to get an A on your English paper
- How to get Apache to send compressed versions of static HTML files
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- How do you get there?
- How to run faster
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to get a Ph.D.
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- How not to get ripped off
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- How books get into libraries
- How to get YouTube hits
- i have to get out
- How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
- How (not) to get fleeced in Hong Kong
- Tetanus shot
- How to crack root and not get caught
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- When I get like this
- How to avoid a car accident
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- Getting free pizza
- How to lie and get away with it
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- How to NOT get towed away
- How to get a date in France: 2
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- It must have fixed itself!
- When I get mad I throw harder
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- How to build a fixed gear bicycle
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to get a date in France
- How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
- How to get chicks (black metal version)
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Getting wax out of carpet
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- How to get free clothes in Disney World
- How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
- How to get a 19" monitor for free
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- How babies get around
- How to get to Sesame Street
- How to get more change than you deserve
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Getting a site banned from Google
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- How to get rid of cockroaches
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to get along with Texans
- How to get a girl's attention
- How to get mugged
- How to get it
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
- How to get dressed if you are a man
- Getting free computer parts
- How to escape domestic violence
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- Getting water out of a cactus
- Finding the freshest produce
- When I Get Low I Get High
- How a pizza gets made
- How To Get On In Society
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