user since
Thu Aug 24 2000 at 05:32:04 (14.2 years ago )
last seen
Sun Dec 2 2001 at 20:54:32 (12.9 years ago )
number of write-ups
11 - View Interstellar Scrotum's writeups (feed)
level / experience
1 (Novice) / 1180
mission drive within everything
One time there was this big face in the sun.
specialties
Automobile parts are not cheap!
school/company
Do not attempt to steal my chickens.
motto
Yes. It is an antelope.
most recent writeup
Scissors that shed their safety
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Interstellar Scrotum is a killer robot from the year 10000.

I HAVE COME A VERY LONG WAY. THUS YOU MUST GIVE UNTO ME ALE AND WOMEN. MERRIMENT AND NEOPLASMS SHALL ABOUND!

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I have programmed this home node to send radioactive signals.... to corrupt your near-porcine genome! By reading this, you may have put ALL CURRENT AND FUTURE TELOPHASE IN YOUR BODY in jeopardy! Go ahead, explain that to the police, antlike nuisance!

Smile, Earthling. It's good for you. Enjoy the fresh air and chirping birds and atomic carnage. It's only life, my friend. TAKE MEDICINE AND DREAM OF MORE MEDICINE(before this day is over, you will beg me to kill you)