Findings:
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Lesbians! Monkeys! Soy! Google!
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- You will not remember me at all
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- LESBIANS! MONKEYS! SOY!
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- Super Monkey Ball
- give me the truth or nothing
- Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- There is no real me
- 67 reasons why Butterfinger McFlurries suck
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Don't quote me on that
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- The tale of the monkey's soy
- Don't eat the brown acid
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't you dare nurture me!
- Destiny or Free Will?
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- Don't Pass Me By
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Don't Make Me Think
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- You don't have any real problems
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Eat Me
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- tell me all your reasons
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- I will destroy you! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
- eat me 2000 (user)
- all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
- Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
- Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
- tell me a story about lesbians
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Monkey Balls
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't call me Debbie
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- Cover all the bases
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- I don't remember all that much
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Don't wait up for me
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- make it two-ply, or I will gut you
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
- Dont come near me (user)
- Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
- Don't tell me about her
- Was that real, or did I dream it?
- Your dark eyes don't haunt me
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- I will eat your soul
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
- My New York will die with me
- Styles of Radical Will
- Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
- nobody will let me start a country
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Don't let me die nervous
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
- Don't Say You Love Me
- They Don't Want Me
- All of Me
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- To love and lose or not at all?
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
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