Findings:
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- He smiles but it's not real.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- He brings me books like flowers
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- he likes to watch you walk
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- At least he was gentle
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- He taught me how to smoke
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- I married him because he was not mean
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- Why I stopped being a vegetarian and ate meat like a real red-blooded American MAN
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- More than he was willing to give
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- All he left her was alone
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- like you're blind but still can see
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He has redefined me, again and again
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- The day he gave me a lift
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- I like the way he reads poetry
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- he calls me monster
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- He Hate Me
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- But I Like You
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- she, he, and me
- He called me Sarah once
- Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- But can you still cry like a child?
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- he smokes like a cello plays
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- War is hell but men like it
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
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