Findings:

• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you think it's me?
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• you make me think of death
• They want me for a focus group!
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Kids that age think they know it all
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• cat haters
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• They asked me to write a letter
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Don't Make Me Think
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• They are telling me it is time to go
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• They Flee From Me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• The music that makes me think of New York
• They love me in San Francisco
• I know they are watching me
• They Know Me
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• They think I'm a god
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• They had been expecting me
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Simple words, simple dreams
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• They Don't Want Me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• They don't touch me the same way
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• They think it's all over
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• They inspire me
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• And They Believed Me!
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• think of me now
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• They grow up. No one told me.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Tell Me What You Think
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• They call me Engineer-khan
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Think globally, act locally
• Think Metric
• Fuck me
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• customers don't trust me
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• Holidays that matter to me
• I think you should end this pregnancy
• Lean on Me
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Call me Fish Meal
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Do you like me?
• She Loves Me
• Why tell me that?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Angry Man is Following Me
• My Thermos talks to me
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• You tell me this is God?
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• Canta per me
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Show Me God
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Save Me
• Jar of jam you gave me
• Makaronio me feta
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Before you, there was me
• it's just me (user)
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• list of things
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• give me your most honest smile
• Experience tells me not to try
• Tickle Me Emo
• electric you, electric me
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• A more delicate and biddable me
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• something terrible comes over me
• Sorry about the small penis
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• sorry about the mess
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• The Things They Carried
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• They All Laughed
• Things never were what they used to be
• It was better before they came
• felt
• Tough Beans they say (user)
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• You're not the boss of me
• Feigning smiles for me
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• First Fiction: Think

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