By Accipiter, Sung to the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus."

I saw Mommy kissing EDB
Underneath the chatterbox last night.
He didn't see me creep,
Around the box to have a peep.
He would have swallowed me.
Good thing he ate dem bones.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle EDB
Underneath his maw so bloody red.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing EDB in bed.