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• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• It could have been me
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I could have been one of a two
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• I would like to have emotions
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I appear to have been misinformed
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• How do ya like them apples?
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• If grandma could see us now
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Love Like Now
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• the only comfort we could ever have
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• love like you've never been hurt
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• And the silence between them? Like the stars.
• silence them by numbers
• I could sleep now
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• My aunt doesn't like them
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Do you think you could love me now?
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• for now, I like it fine
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Could you have danced with me?
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• you would have been
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Let them have Festivas
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• if you slide them together, like this
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Penis for a day
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• I wish I could burn like god
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.

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