Findings:
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Giant Teddy Bear (user)
- Giant short-faced bear
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- The Story of the Monster Bear, The Giant Dipper
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Be there or be square
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- They Might Be Giants
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- Hot pursuit
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- There Will Be Blood
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- She could not live with or without him
- To be or not to be
- there are giants in the sky
- A Brief (or maybe not) Argument for Dictatorship (or maybe not...)
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- Or at least it used to be
- lost, or trying to be
- Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- There's a bear outside the tent!
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- I may or may not have been naked
- Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Bear Boxing
- Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
- Be a model or just look like one
- Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Do or do not, there is no try
- There is for madness-cruel or complying
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
- there are no good or bad people
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- I must die or be better
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- There will never be another you
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- there will be a last
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
- There will be no more stories to read
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- And Ink Shall Be Your Blood
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- There ought to be limits to freedom
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
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